Free, like me
By Vanessa Florence
Well, your first mistake is you love a good steak.
Second, you care about your hair.
Your fruit is not organic – your sex is not tantric.
Yeah, you’ve got some things to change, until you’re free
Well, I can clear negative energy from your chakras,
It’ll only cost you 200 dollars.
Whoa, your third eye is really blocked.
Yeah, you’ve got some work to do, until you’re free
I can help you with your fear of intimacy,
Just take your clothes off and come with me.
You’ve never heard of a cuddle puddle?
Wow, You’ve got a lot to learn.
Until you’re free
Express yourself man!
No, not like THAT!
Thank God, I’m here to help you out.
Yeah, I transcended my ego lifetimes ago,
But you’ve still got some karmas to burn though, you know -
Until you’re free.
About Vanessa Florence
Vanessa Florence is a writer, coach and events creat-ress from Melbourne Australia. She is un-apologetically turned on by sex, spirituality, life, passion and truth. Read her blog! www.vanessa-florence.com